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Yeah, because I'm just THAT bored. And cold. Did I mention cold? I am calling in "Too COLD!" to work tomorrow. (No, really, I am. But I told my boss that I was, and my other boss is out of town, and you know, screw it, I never use personal days anyways.)

Ganked from raqs:

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys you don't know of (or wouldn't want to shag) alone.
4. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
5. ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.


1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel (Oh, c'mon. He plays *D&D*! Admit it, that's kind of charming.)
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford He's still got it, baby! No negatives here! (Dammit, Jim! Let's dance!) (Two points for anyone who identifies the source of that quote, and who did not attend Bryn Mawr.)
38. Sean Connery (But the sad thing is, "convincing me" would probably merely involve "opening his mouth and speaking")
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves (This would be a case where "convincing me" would probably be him NOT opening his mouth and speaking. Although breaking out a Ted impression... I dunno, that might sell it. Wait. Is it an "impression" if he *is* Ted?)
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson (Not just no, but HELL no.)
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise (Not just HELL NO, but JESUS H. CHRIST ON A CRACKER, *NO*!)
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader (He intimidates me. I know! Of all the people on this list to say that of...)
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter (This is just an aside, but -- why is this like the only sports figure on this list of actors? Huh? Of course, watch there be others I just don't recognize. There goes my cred.)
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy (Hey! It's That Guy who I always think is cute but whose name I can never remember!)
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young
152. Francis Capra
153. Ryan Hansen
154. Robert Pattinson
155. William Moseley
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline (who even PUT him on this list???)
163. Liam Cunningham
164. John Barrowman (Not that he would have me...)
165. John Rzeznik
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers
170. Henry Ian Cusick
171. John Krasinski
172. Michael Trucco Anders
173. Benjamin McKenzie
174. Adrian Pasdar
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel
179. Adrian Paul
180. Gabriel Byrne
181. ian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion
184. Adam Baldwin
185. Ed Quinn
186. Eric Szmanda
187. George Eads
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane
191. Hugh Laurie
193. Joel Zumaya
194. Tim Wakefield (Okay, right, there's another one. The answer is still "nah".)
195. Brendan Shanahan (Look! He has a great smile, okay? I don't care that the Red Wings aren't my team! SHUT UP!)
196. Jon Bon Jovi
197. Richard Dean Anderson (Well, DUH.)
198. Joe Flanigan
199. Kavan Smith
200. David Hewlett
201. Sam West
202. Bradley Cooper
203. Rupert Penry-Jones
204. Jason Momoa (He's legal, right? Just checking.)
205. Michael Shanks
206. Chris Judge
207. William Petersen
208. Joss Whedon

My additions:
209. Ken Watanabe
210. Alan Tudyk



I said I was *bored*, not *proud*.

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( 10 comments — Leave a comment )
keiko_kirin
Jan. 26th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
I approve of your additions! ;-) I can think of one I'd add... Well, maybe more than one, but one to start out with... heh. But gah, I don't recognize a good quarter of the names here. Or they're names I've seen but wouldn't be able to point the guys out in a line-up if my life depended on it.
eregyrn
Jan. 26th, 2007 04:47 am (UTC)
I bet I can guess what some of your additions would be, too! ;-)

I know. I wonder how long the list would have ended up being if I had pared it of all the names I didn't know in the slightest? (As opposed to, "the names I kind of recognized but had to do a Google image search to really remind myself of who it was".) I considered putting "...whom?" next to a lot of them, but then decided not to bother.

And...

... Kevin Federline??? *Seriously*? People scare me.
telepresence
Jan. 26th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
I could have sworn you were down for some Colin Firth action. Hrm. Sadly, you've made no selections wonky enough for me to tease you about. :(

I have to assume the Kevin Federline is a joke. Or...god forbid, someone's "I could change him" psycho fixer upper prison penpal type dealies.

Still no girl version. :(
jenlev
Jan. 26th, 2007 11:33 am (UTC)
and that's a list! :)

also....i'm about to go outside. send help.
katie_m
Jan. 26th, 2007 01:41 pm (UTC)
Don't do it! It's not worth it!
jenlev
Jan. 26th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
it was *awful*. and i scared the cat when i put on the big honking hood that goes with my "it's really winter" coat. heh.
eregyrn
Jan. 26th, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
Dude, I am *SO* sorry! I woke up at 8am, looked at the outdoor thermometer, saw that it read 3 degrees, thought, "This was a good decision", and crawled back under the covers. I can only *imagine* how much colder it is up your way!

I know this makes me a total wimp. I know that people who live in places where this kind of cold is normal, even BALMY, would laugh themselves sick. I don't care. *huddle*
jenlev
Jan. 26th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
it was awful. 20 below wind chill. actual degree just about the same as down by you. but i survived and am now home.

you are not a wimp, because if we can't be escorted about by fraser with sled wolf and dogs then we shouldn't have to actually go outside in this weather.

:::huddles back:::
raqs
Jan. 26th, 2007 04:30 pm (UTC)
KEN WATANABE!!!!
And yes I would totally do Alan Tudyk - I knew I was forgetting someone from that show.
I forgot to strike out the people I absolutely wouldn't do.
*does memes badly*
teand
Jan. 26th, 2007 06:29 pm (UTC)
I gave some thought to doing this but just from a rough break down of the list I seemed like such an enormous slut I decided best not to. *g*
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