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It's an inauspicious start to the evening to have to KILL A SPIDER in your CLEAVAGE.

brb, icked out FOREVER.



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Jul. 8th, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC)

Sincerely, I meant to post something more comforting than that....but meep!

Breathe woman, breathe!
Jul. 8th, 2011 11:48 pm (UTC)
It was a really LITTLE spider. Still.

You'd be proud of me. I didn't flail or scream or anything.
Jul. 8th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
You are very brave. I mean, I don't mind spiders, but if they're really big or in places they shouldn't be....well, I do have my limits. *more hugs*

PS. How's your heart rate? ;)
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:43 am (UTC)

Jul. 9th, 2011 01:27 pm (UTC)
:::more hugs::::
Jul. 8th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:43 am (UTC)
Well put. ;-)
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)
How does that happen? >_>
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:46 am (UTC)
I realized after thinking about it that when I was in the kitchen earlier, there was what I thought was like a gnat or little fruit fly or something buzzing near my right eye and then my shoulder/upper chest, and I kind of batted it and tried to smush it against my chest. I didn't see further evidence of it.

I think it was actually a very small spider that I happened to walk into while it was dropping down from the ceiling, and I didn't actually smush it, so it remained on my chest until a few minutes later when I felt it crawling down my cleavage. And I looked down (as I'm wearing a tank top) and saw it was a tiny spider. Whereupon it REALLY got smushed.

And now you know.

(And knowing is half the battle.)
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:48 am (UTC)
Your story made me laugh out loud. "LOL" just doesn't cut it. :D
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:27 am (UTC)
Bloody hell, woman. Now I'm SO SERIOUSLY CREEPED OUT.
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
I've been itchy all over since the tiny tick incident last week, and this is NOT HELPING.
Jul. 9th, 2011 01:14 am (UTC)
What is it with you and the bugs recently???
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:31 am (UTC)
Things can only get better?


Jul. 9th, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
Here's hoping!
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:52 am (UTC)
Oh hell no.
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:17 am (UTC)
I'm sayin'.
Jul. 9th, 2011 02:02 am (UTC)
wow, that is a massive amount of suck.

i'm sorry, dude.
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:17 am (UTC)
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:14 am (UTC)
I had to kill one once that was on my toothbrush. *shudders*
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:16 am (UTC)
BEFORE it was in your mouth, I take it. o_O

Me, that would be the day I threw out my toothbrush and skipped brushing my teeth that one day, until I bought a new one. If, that is, I couldn't deal with it by FLICKING it off really hard.

Telepresence, above, had an encounter once where he discovered a thousand-legger on his bath-towel when he emerged from the shower in the morning (I think). To this day, I do not take my bath towel or robe off the hook without giving it a vigorous shake before bringing them anywhere near my body.
Jul. 9th, 2011 03:23 pm (UTC)
Yes, long before it was in my mouth. Spider died, brush was thrown out. I think I used my finger to swipe some toothpaste on my teeth that night.

I check my bathroom and towels before my showers. And I check the bedroom ceiling at night before I go to bed. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! :)
Jul. 9th, 2011 01:06 pm (UTC)
To be fair, it was probably an inauspicious start to the spider's evening too.
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