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Ganked from oakenguy.

And I wasn't even trying to skew the results or anything...

Your Score: Guinness

(66% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 66% genuine)

Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?

If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Actually, I think it must say something about my beer snobbery that my reaction to the "Guinness" result was to think, "this test isn't sophisticated enough to place Guinness on a continuum that acknowledges that it has become almost mainstream in terms of beer choices, does it?" Well, of course not -- it's an internet test, after all. I wish I could see all of the other answers, though, to see if there is some even-quirkier result. (But then I guess that assumes that the test-makers would think that the test-takers would prize "quirkiness" as a result.)

I'm over-thinking this.



May. 16th, 2007 09:40 pm (UTC)
guinness is a wonderful beer. i'm just sayin'.