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Jun. 13th, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DESTINA!



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As for all of the ZOMBIES... look, I know how it's going to go. I'd be the last to notice the whole zombie thing, and by the time I look up, it's too late. Then I grab some weapon I have lying around the house, and because it's my house, that will mostly consist of... well, um... rapiers. I have some rapiers. I can take the rubber tips off, and use them, because zombies aren't exactly tough-skinned, right? I have multiple rapiers, so I have one for each hand, and yes, I can fight with them both at the same time. And I have a main gauche, for when one of the rapiers gets stuck in a rib-cage or something.

I die quickly, but I die like a SWASHBUCKLER, I tell you. So there.

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lynxreign
Jun. 14th, 2007 01:53 pm (UTC)
Fortunately for me, my roommate has 2 katana and 1 rapier. I also have a gorilla bar (good, heavy crowbar). We should be able to hold them off for awhile.
cityofbeige
Jun. 14th, 2007 02:55 pm (UTC)
We've got a bokken (wooden practice katana), a dull sword used in belly dancing, and a large assortment of kitchen knives.
lynxreign
Jun. 14th, 2007 03:08 pm (UTC)
Oooh, kitchen knives, good for when other things break/are taken from you.
raqs
Jun. 14th, 2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
Avast! *slash* Arrrrrgghhhh!

Yep, that's a good way to go.
okojosan
Jun. 14th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Have at thee, zombie!
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